[lancsdave]

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

On the way down this morning a lot of the fields and grazing between Penrith and Lancaster were flood. Now questions for you all;

1 Where would the sheep sleep?

2 If they had to take to the water will they sink or swim?

3 Anyone know a good recipe for cooking wild fowl as it was abundent?

4 Do I get plaudits for bringing the sun with me?

1. A proper man wouldn't give them time to sleep

2. Depends on the temparature of the water. If it's too warm they may shrink

3. No wild fowl's where you are going today, Evil is out on loan

4. The sun has gone in, have you left already ?