Well heres my tale,
Got thrashed on one tuesday night, think it was 8 - 2 but it's so long ago I can't really remember, was really looking forward to the next match, Brentford if my mind is still intact, was looking forward to the team getting some kind of revenge after the last game, it had been lashing it down all week, went to the club house, some sort of presentation, exhibition launch going on but I was too involved in the flowing of the black stuff, think it's called Guinness, got introduced to a couple of members off a website called Accyweb or something, had a real good chat, then got told the game had been called off so I forced some more glasses of that black treacle looking stuff down my neck, got dropped off at home by one of the guys who I was talking too, turned PC on to see how the league table was looking, fell asleep whilst looking at it, got a slap on the back of the head when my take-away arrived and then miraculously appeared here writing this post

PS nice to meet you Wynonie Harris and Cashman