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steeljack · 21-01-2008, 20:31

Deer Meat

A Man kills a deer and takes it home for his wife to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife, knowing their children's love of Bambi,
decide it's perhaps best that they don't reveal to the children what the meat is.

But the kids almost immediately pick up on the "gamey-ness" in
the taste of the meat and demand to know what it is they're eating.

After much repeated pestering, the father succumbs to his
belief that a parent should be honest with his children whenever
possible and says he will tell them when they guess right.

"Give us a clue, give us a clue!," the kids say.

"Okay," the father says, "It's what Mommy calls me sometimes."

The oldest child screams to her younger brother, "Oh, my God, don't
eat it ....
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... IT'S AN A**HOLE!

21-01-2008, 20:31	#1354
steeljack God Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: SF/ Bay Area California Posts: 4,002 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 1338	Re: Joke Of The Day Deer Meat A Man kills a deer and takes it home for his wife to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife, knowing their children's love of Bambi, decide it's perhaps best that they don't reveal to the children what the meat is. But the kids almost immediately pick up on the "gamey-ness" in the taste of the meat and demand to know what it is they're eating. After much repeated pestering, the father succumbs to his belief that a parent should be honest with his children whenever possible and says he will tell them when they guess right. "Give us a clue, give us a clue!," the kids say. "Okay," the father says, "It's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The oldest child screams to her younger brother, "Oh, my God, don't eat it .... >> >> >> >> >> >> ... IT'S AN A**HOLE!