I, myself, found this a very strange letter Lilly .. said was in the morning, OK .. may have been someone from the night before having had too much to drink, and just had to go, which I am sure we would all sympathise with to a certain extent.
Not an expert on the formation of turds, but how she was so certain was human defeats me. Anyway, she rang her local councillor and they assured her they would deal with this obscene dollap.
Not knocking her at all, good on her for reporting it .. even though could be dog based .. all adds to cleaning up of the environment.
Should have got our Margaret R. on the case .. no flies on her as to the source, good job not summer as would have been plenty of flies on this mass.
Think we may see her on the Observer profile page next week, do you think ?