[Sparkologist]

A man walks into a bar and sits down next to another drinker. He immediately notices that the drinker has a very large Bic cigarette lighter. The first man says, 'Wow, cool lighter...where did you get it from?'
The drinker replied, 'I was granted one wish by a genie in this bottle.'
'Great, can I have a go?' the man asks.
'Sure,' said the drinker. So the man grabs the bottle and starts to rub it furiously, and lo behold, a genie appears.
'You are granted one wish!' commands the genie.
'The man says, ' I want a million bucks.'
'Done,' says the genie, and disappears. A few minutes go by then suddenly the bar room door swings open and pouring in come ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks falling over one another through the bar room door.
'I can't believe this,' said the man who had just made the wish. ' I asked for a milion bucks, not a million ducks.'
The drinker looked at him and said, 'Do you really think I asked for a Twelve Inch Bic?'