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Old 09-04-2004, 16:12   #183
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Re: Joke Of The Day

Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk ....
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon


Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk .. .
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate


Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're
drunk ...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I
have zero co-ordination.
i) I must be going home now as I have work in the
morning
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