An old lady is stopped for speeding, the officer asks her for her licence, she tells him she had it taken away 4 years ago for drink drivng. He then asks her for her other documents, she tells him that she's stollen the car killed the the driver and put him in the boot. The officer calls for armed backup, they arrive and the senior officers opens the boot and its empty. he says to the old lady wheres the body, she say I don't, he will be telling you next that I was speeding
