[Sparkologist]

Now this is a novelty. A joke that has no reference to sex or bodily functions...just.

A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they all woke up. Daddy mole stuck his head up out of the hole and looked around. 'Mummy mole!' He called back down the hole, 'Come up here! I smell honey, fresh made honey!'
Mother mole ran up the tunnel and squeezed out of the entrance, next to daddy mole. 'That's not honey, that's maple syrup! I smell maple syrup!'
Baby mole was still down the hole, sulking. 'I can't smell anything down here but molasses...'