[WINGY]

A man is sitting in a bar having a couple of drinks. After a while he turns round to speak to the large muscular blonde woman sitting next to him. He says, "I've got a joke. A blonde woman is sitting in a bar..," "STOP RIGHT THERE, MISTER!", she says. "Before you tell this joke I think you should know that I am the British Wrestling Champion and I'm blonde, that woman at the other side of the bar is the British Karate Champion and she's blonde, and that woman in the corner is the World Weight Lifting Champion and she's blonde". The man then proceeds to down his drink, stands up to leave, and turns round to the woman and says, "Never mind, I don't want to have to explain it three times".