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Originally Posted by Neil
I know what to do with him now, I just cant use the required words to explain.
Ok ok Lilly is one of our hens. She had a sore eye so the vet has removed it. I will pass on all your good wishes when I see her next. She has to go back to the vets on Tuesday, at least I will be able to sneak up on her now to catch her 
Gayle's sarcastic billy comment is in regard to one of the goats. He keeps trying to kill me.
It has been suggested that I castrate him with a couple of bricks. Then if he tries to kill me again I can wave a brick at him and say "remember this". I am told this is guaranteed to make him stay away
Now if anyone knows a goat whisperer maybe they could calm him down before he is converted into an ex-billy goat   |
My dad used to have a Billy goat..... he was an evil little ffffff'''''' fart.
The amount of times my dad came home from his Pen, with holes in his jumper. One day the Billy goat Tupped my dad right over the fence