Chapter 2 
be used, so...
last sunday afternoon the andrex dog...crapped everywhere and made an awful smelly, gooey, mess......which looked like me mams cooking which was as disgusting as dog biscuits mixed with toe nail clippings talking of which derek needs to try some soon before his teeth are extracted with rusty pliers and No, but he has just realised that pain can.............be quite enjoyable
whilst you are sitting on a the face of. a giraffe called shorty you could always try and pick shorty's nose or poke his eyeball out with a corkscrew and buggar the RSPCA cos they are but then nikkival
and harwood red set fire to that thing next to whalley nabs that is called Dark Dank Hole........ in the middle of bleak wood.........next door to the old tarts daddys house, which is stinky and and dingle drawn by the man from Hyndburn Council with red cheeks the pubic hair flowing on whiffs as he farted while eating a huge jam donut which then dripped with yummy chocolate all over his nuts and raisins
To be continued...........................