Chapter 3 ............ 
The dirty sod put it in....a very tight corner of the big red bus along with the dirty used condoms, and those pretty cool comic books that were covering fish and chips from the chinky, the same chinky which is not as clean as a whistle BUT, will do for any drunken chav who wants a cat spring roll plus side order of deep fried turds in batter, washed down with bird poo curry and a glass of nice warm vimto and chocolates. The chav threw his fag end into the path of another div who really wasn't an accyweb member just a dingle. who are all just a bit half witted to think that they could ever have cheese and onion butties on a rollercoaster ride that hurtled along in such tremendous speed that they almost,puked on the relative, on the roof upside down dangling his naughty bits....
in ice cold urine from the loo's outside accy, cos dingle pee isn't as good as skunks crap (so i believe ) that sunshine will.......shine upon our stupid smelly dingles
and turn them into human beings, although being human they will be devoid of brain cells forever and look no more like a chav
and be better off learning to play with their toys instead of that rusty old, shopping trolley they pinched from aldi full of shopping without paying for one single item. in east european countries they have been caught for......................
To be continued