Chapter 4 .....................
in east european countries they have been caught for all the usual perverted sexual activity which is also what most politicians hide in private rooms around parliament, playing with their three legged pomeranians with ickle tails and big testicles on their heads, whilst eating olives and snot flavoured premium strong lager which makes thier genitles all curly, limp, and useless just like that!! then along came cashy and took the p**s out of his bladder then wiped his
teeth on the scraggy end of the ham shank,
which is kept in his drawer with the dirty underwear that he hasnt changed for his whole life, and even though they were stuck to his wall with PVA glue.
Then all at once they all had sobered up long enough to dance a conga in the nude., whilst belly dancing
on Blackburn Road until,one of dumpy`s rusty nuts came rolling down Whinney hill road crashing into a heather selling gypsy, disguised as a, burnley club mascot whilst all along bertie bee was donkey in disguise as peter britcliffe, the stupid pillock, with a belly full of beer and three condoms.........................................
To be continued 