Chapter 5...............................
and three condoms of the flavoured kind favoured by, gay councillors and prostitutes worldwide. The dirty old pervert even asked pipinfort the `hetrosexual` male if he could see flashytarts underwear! but then remembered he'd get punched not only with, so he gave a big wink and toddled off into the sunset wishing and thinking....he was with someone other than...Blazey of all people who he absolutely hates with all his big snot and sweat and big rosy red round knob of butter, on his fruit teacake 'very delicious' said the big lump, on his bottom, then vomited in a bowler hat later that day....in the end he drank it, only to bring It up again on flashys ladygarden, which had, recently been trimmed by derekgas who used a flymo and....a blow torch and beer shampoo, which tasted very much like the tripe and onions........that Gordon Ramsay had thrown up all over Accrington, the dirty git.
To watch a person be sick on britcliffe`s shoes created great pleasure, and everyone cackled and wet the.......floor where they had been sitting......and when they looked over at.......pipinfort they thought....handsome fella indeed............and thats with only 7 pints of vodka inside their puny little skeletal like frames made them seem like something from another bad trip to flashytarts hairdresser..........who was a.........bloody good girl for what she has achieved in the world of cutting her hair, with a sythe and some clippers used on sheep.........
But the sheep ..... are better baaabers for the blind if wearing wellies.
However, Jack said thats me new nikname and cashy took the p!ss then everybody went to bed and .............kicked him in the worst place.....Burnley! But why... will they never be as good as those B******'S .. Super Blackburn Rovers
!! but they wont be able too.............. fly to greenland with seven dwarves..........beacuse they are watching porn with........accyweb members and the late family roadshow hosted by a butlins redcoat....... Who is actually ....Andy Peters in.........a pink frock With a huge pink tu tu and slinkys bra.
which is very very pink indeed.
However, next Friday............is the first day of worship........and the anniversary.............of gnashers day which we have false teeth and hearing aids sold by the dozen in all different design and style the same as
old farmer joe ....and his green hat of straw with the pink nobs on it and they jingle, with their balls flying in the air so high they exploded in to a million petals, before smelling of rancid farts........ due to them one at a....time getting worse...than an alcoholics breathe 1st thing in the morning.
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To Be continued