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Originally Posted by AccyJay
Exactly.
We try our very best to accommodate the needs of all our customers, but if nothing is mentioned about a problem, then we can't do anything about it.
i.e
There is an elderly gentleman that visits the pub almost every Saturday night. He has severe walking difficulties (he can't walk without the assistance of a friend & a stick), & therefore we reserve the nearest table to the tiolets for him.
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If you really cared about him you would supply a table in the toilets and while your about sorting that out, why Oh why, have a function room upstairs get the builders in and move it to the car park then no-one would have to worry about the stairs!
You could if you are a caring sort of bloke, take a leaf out of ASDA's book have invalid carriages and child friendly bulldozers to stick the kid in start that in motion people will soon move!
I also have a reluctance to pay for my own beer so could you please ensure that on any future day that I may call in I will be exempt from having to suffer this inconvenience?
If you wish for any other helpful hints on how to run your business, (into the ground), please feel free to contact me like most other accwebbers I am just overflowing with bright ideas and ways in which you can adjust things so that I can take my place as the centre of the universe.
Or alternatively I could just call in, find that except for a slight problem with access, I had a really good time which makes up for any such inconvenience caused by something that really isn't beyond the bounds of
coping with!
