Did you see the letters page of today's Observer......so funny.
There was a letter from the lady who wrote in back in January to complain about human excrement in the bus shelter. Today she was bemoaning the fact that the public toilets in Ossy are always padlocked and she has had to enter a pub just to 'spend a penny' although she is a lifelong teetotaller.
I think I've worked it out.....human poo in bus shelter, woman complaining that she needs the toilet in Ossy but they're locked....I think it was her who pooed in the bus shelter after all that!


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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs, cackling and telling me
'You'll be next.' They stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.