*LOL* worse i ever got at uni was downing a bottle of vodka in a drinking game that was fixed against me
got to the club sat down fell asleep and at the end of the night the doormen carried me out and my mate took me to my flat - i crashed out on the floor - half scrambled onto the bed and woke up 101%
i never suffered from hangovers
how did u cut urself in the shower?! its just water there!