[Sparkologist]

A couple had just got married and were about to begin their wedding night.
The Bloke undresses and then throws his trousers to his new bride. 'Here,' he says, 'put these on.'
His wife looks puzzled and says, 'But they won't fit.'
'Exactly,' says the bloke. 'Remember that. I wear the trousers round here.'
A few seconds later, his new bride throws her knickers at him. 'Here,' she says, 'put these on.'
Now he looks puzzled and he says, 'But I can't get into them.'
'No,' she says, 'and if you carry on like that, you never will!'