[Yolanda25]

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A Somalian arrives in Birmingham as a new immigrant to the UK He stops the
first
person he sees walking down the street and says,
'Thank you Mr. Englishman for letting me in this country, giving me
housing, food
stamps, free medical care, and free education!' The passerby says, 'You are
mistaken, I am Pakistani.' The man goes on and encounters another
passerby. Thank
you for having such a beautiful country here in the UK!' The Person says,
'I not
British, I am Polish.' The new arrival walks further, and the next person
he sees he
stops,shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful things in
England!'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from India, I am not
British!' He
finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you British?' She says, No,I am from
Africa!' Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the British people?' The
African lady
checks her watch and
says...'Probably at work!!!!!!