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Lilly · 24-03-2008, 20:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by blazey

I'd love to see any of you old men have a go at pulling me. My drink is southern comfort and a splash of lemonade, no ice. Form a queue in an orderly fashion and I've installed swinging doors so you don't need to bother closing the door behind you when I send you on your way

Ideal man:

At least 6ft tall
Blonde but will settle for dark if meet all other criteria
Good dancer - I don't want to be tripping over your two left feet
Strong but not too muscley - nobody sleeps on rocks when you can have plush feathers soft is nice
Good strong bone structure - nice cheeks are a must... and thats both sets
Nice dresser but not wearing the entire topshop wardrobe, I want a subtle man
On that note, not too loud in general, I don't want a guy that draws too much attention to himself that gets him into trouble, but he should be able to stick up for himself too
Must give lots of compliments and know when not to speak. When I am studying I do not want you tugging at me telling me i'm gorgeous.. at least not more than 3 times a day.
He mustn't compete with me. I'm not his mate, so he shouldn't treat me like it.
Mustn't try and change my beliefs in anyway. I'm not going to become an atheist no matter what Richard Dawkins says.
Must have ambition
Must have or be aiming for a career - the forces do not count
Mustn't wax/shave/epilator or anything else that removes masses of body hair - unless he needs to tweeze his mono brow, that's allowed
Therefore MUST be hairy
Must have a reasonable length of hair - shaved heads are a no no
Must have similar music taste - no chav music
Must be aged 18-27 (though may settle for 30 if other criteria met)
MUST MUST MUST give and receive in bed. I'm not a slave and I'm not a doll. Happy medium = Happy lady

I shall stop now before I get shoved into 18+.

But no harm in trying, right lads?

HAHAHAHA

Nice one, Blazey.

I love the list.

All the old boys will be drawing themselves up to their full height and plucking their monobrows now hahahaha.