That last joke could be construed as sexist, i just thought it was bloody funny.
Have you ever encountered this problem before Lettie

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With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old lady has a baby. All her relatives come and visit and to meet the newest arrival to their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says, 'Not yet.'
A little later they ask to see the baby again. Once again the mother replies, 'Not yet.'
Finally, the family members ask when can they see the baby. The mother tells them, 'When the baby cries.'
So they ask, 'Why do we have to wait for the baby to cry?'
The new mother says, 'I forgot where I put it.'
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