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Sparkologist · 19-04-2004, 17:38

A newly wed couple were spending their honeymoon at a remote log cabin, out in the wilds. They had registered on Saturday and had not been seen for five days. An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds.
The old man decided to go and see if they were safe and well. He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice answered from inside. The old man asked if they were OK.
'Yes, we're fine. We are living on the fruits of love.'
The old man replied, 'I thought so. Do you mind not throwing your peelings out of the window...they're choking my ducks.'

19-04-2004, 17:38	#225
Sparkologist I am Band Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Overlooking 22 yards Posts: 1,321 Liked: 3 times Rep Power: 57	Re: Joke Of The Day A newly wed couple were spending their honeymoon at a remote log cabin, out in the wilds. They had registered on Saturday and had not been seen for five days. An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds. The old man decided to go and see if they were safe and well. He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice answered from inside. The old man asked if they were OK. 'Yes, we're fine. We are living on the fruits of love.' The old man replied, 'I thought so. Do you mind not throwing your peelings out of the window...they're choking my ducks.' __________________ Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits! Any ramblings, meanderings, thoughts or musings are mine and mine alone. Any opinions expressed are Lettie's!