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Old 28-03-2008, 18:43   #54
Gayle
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.

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Originally Posted by Cyfr View Post
Dr. Helga,

I need your help, whenever I drift off I have blurry visions of numbers and percentages dashing in front of me. When I manage to focus they appear to be council tax figures, I can't stop dreaming about them, what can I do??
Oh, zis ees a seevious probleem, you vill need to eraze zee numbers. I suggest you count zee sheeep instead. Or zee alternative is to put a picture of any counseeelor be zee side of your bed, you vill then 'ave zee sweet dreams.
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