I went to the shop yesterday, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I
went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a girl a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for my having worn tires! So I called him a piece of
horse s**t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen
with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I'm
trying to have a little fun each day. It's important.
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