Thread: Joke Of The Day
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Old 21-04-2004, 11:15   #240
janet
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Re: Joke Of The Day

Imigrants Lament
me come to england poor and broke
go down dole see labour bloke
fill in form stand around
kind man give me plenty pound

me thank him much and then he say
you come next week and get more pay
me write a letter to pakistan
tell friends come quick as can

all is nicely settled down
nice big house in bradford town
twenty families living up
twice as many living down
more in garden live in tent

six months later big bank roll
go more labour draw more dole
wife wants glasses teeth and pills
all is free we get no bills

me think england dam fine place
much to nice for white man race
god bless white man big and small
he pay tax to keep us all
and if you dont like coloured man
plenty room in pakistan.
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