[ellie]

"What a miserable life i've had,"Thought Bob sadly, as he sipped
his beer at the corner of the bar. "Here i am, my 25th birthday
today, and i still havn't been out with a girl. If only i wernt so
skinny, if only people would stop calling me bean pole."He
ordered another half pint and suddenly felt a tap on his shoulder.
to his amazement, a woman was smiling and asked if she
could join him. A dream come true! For the next 30 minutes,
he wa in seventh heaven and he was nearly fit to burst when she
invited him back to her flat. When they arrived, she suggested he
go into the bedroom and take all his clothes off. She would join
him in a moment. He lay there shivering with anticipation when
she walked in with her 10 year old boy and said
"Now see here Billy, thats what you'll look like when you grow up,
if you dont eat your greens"