Thread: Joke Of The Day
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Old 21-04-2004, 17:24   #245
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Re: Joke Of The Day

A man goes into his son's bedroom to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare, so the man wakes him and asks him if he is OK? The son says that he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, Auntie Susie died.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare, so the man again wakes his son. The son says this time he had dreamt that Grandpa had died. The father reassures the son that everything is OK and he should go back to sleep.
The next day, Grandpa died.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare, so the man again wakes his son. The son says this time he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father tells the son that all is fine and that he should not worry, but go back to sleep.
The man goes to bed but he cannot sleep because he is so terrified.
The next day, the man is scared for his life, he feels sure he is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work, fearful of having a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he feels certain he will be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.
Upon walking through his front door when he returs home, he finds his wife. 'Good God, Dear,' he proclaims, 'I've just had the worst day of my entire life!'
She responds, 'You think your day was bad. The milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning!'
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