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Eric · 01-04-2008, 21:33

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Going to the Pub 7.5 and Baseball 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run other favorite applications. I'm thinking of going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help. Thanx.

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Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men often complain about. Many upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a utilities and entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an Operating System and is designed to run EVERYTHING. It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and return to Girlfriend 7.0. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warnings: Alimony-Child Support." I suggest installing the background application Yes Dear 2.7 to alleviate your program problems. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintainance! It does come with several support systems, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve performance is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0.

Warning: Do not, under any circumstances install Secretary With Big Tits 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Good Luck.

01-04-2008, 21:33	#1377
Eric God Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Kingston, Ontario, Canada Posts: 9,290 Liked: 2347 times Rep Power: 58525	Re: Joke Of The Day Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Going to the Pub 7.5 and Baseball 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run other favorite applications. I'm thinking of going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help. Thanx. Reply. Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men often complain about. Many upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a utilities and entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an Operating System and is designed to run EVERYTHING. It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and return to Girlfriend 7.0. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warnings: Alimony-Child Support." I suggest installing the background application Yes Dear 2.7 to alleviate your program problems. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintainance! It does come with several support systems, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve performance is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0. Warning: Do not, under any circumstances install Secretary With Big Tits 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Good Luck.