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Originally Posted by Neil

You need to listen to more Chubby Brown.

Man goes to the doctor telling him he cant satisfy his wife anymore. He says he just cant touch the sides. The dr asks him if he drinks lager. The man replies yes.
Dr explains that is the reason, lager shrivels things up and makes them smaller. He tells the man to drink Guiness as it builds you and makes things bigger.

Two weeks later the man sees his dr again. He tells him his sex life is great. The Dr asks if he is drinking Guiness. No says the man, I have the wife on lager

I like lager