A man and a woman are seated next to each other in First Class on a
plane. The woman sneezes, and then takes a tissue and gently wipes
up under
her skirt between her legs. The man isn't sure he actually saw what
he saw and decides he is hallucinating.
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again, takes a tissue, and gently
wipes between her legs. The man is about to go nuts, he can't
believe what
he is seeing. A few more minutes pass. When the woman sneezes yet again She
takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again.
The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman
and says
"Three times you have sneezed, and three times you've taken a
tissue and
wiped it between your legs ... What kind of signals are you sending
me, or are you just trying to drive me crazy?"
The woman replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, sir. I have a
rare medical condition, such that when I sneeze I have an orgasm."
The man, now feeling badly, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you
taking for it?"
The woman looks at him and says "Black Pepper".
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