Glad you think that's funny........If I turned out as miserable as you come across in your post's I think I would have something to worry about.
I think you have more time to dig out these little titbits as does your bosum buddy, to score points on your fellow members than the rest of the members who you choose to shoot down...or try.
One of these day's I love love to see a post "Margaret is happy" I fear that will be a long time coming.