[accyman]

yup i put myself down as a jedi knight to be exact on the census for the following reasons

a: there was a country wide attempt to get enough people to put it on the census to make it a legitimate religion and anything that makes a mockery of religion gets all the help it wants from me

b: out of the religions available jedi has both books and 6 dvds that dont bore the crap out of you

c: jedi followers are actualy aware that their religion is make believe and not to be taken seriously

d: as of yet i dont think any leaders of the jedi faith have been jailed for molesting children

e: im pretty sure i am correct when i say no one has flown a plane into a building in the name of yoda and as of yet there have been no jedi crusades

f: darth vader did not nail his son to the cross although admitidly he did chop off one of his hands

g: give me princess lea over the scabby prostitute magdeline any day

h: anyone who thinks this post is a serious reply should seek profesional help