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Old 25-04-2004, 07:55   #255
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Re: Joke Of The Day

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the


city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the


road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where


have ya been?"


"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.


"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this


evening."


"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.


"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms


across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of


your car?"


"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd


gone deaf."
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