I can't open the link so I don't know what's on there.
I shall share with you the lyrics that I have misheard, causing much mirth to family and friends.
The first one was 'We don't talk any more' by Cliff Richard.
The line is 'It's so funny how we don't talk any more'
I took it to say 'Tits and fanny how we don't talk any more.'
Doesn't even make sense, I know.
The second one was 'Brown girl in the ring'
The line is 'Show me emotion'
I thought it was 'Show me a motion'.
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs, cackling and telling me
'You'll be next.' They stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
