A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits
down but says nothing. The priest coughs a few times to get his attention
but the drunk just sits there. Finally, the priest pouds three times on
the wall. The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on
this side either."
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
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