I love the name badges they pin on you at these Ann Summers parties.
I went to one once and had to wear a badge that said 'Manky Muff Maud'.
All good fun.

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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs, cackling and telling me
'You'll be next.' They stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.