[Tealeaf]

I love 'em dearly, but why do they:

1) when you're on a packed train, standing room only, insist on using the empty seat next to them as a storage space for luggage?

2) When you're right behind a girl in the check-out queue at the supermarket, she runs off to pick up some obscure vegatable at the far end of the shop just as it's her turn so you have to stand there doing nowt while she comes back?

3) You get through check-out and go to get 20 fags from the baccy stall, the girl's mate (above) has decided to avoid the main tills and pay at the ciggy section.....but she's got 55 items?

4) You finally get out and get down the pub, there's one table left so you go to the bar and order your drink, turn to your table, and some floozy & her mate (above) have walked in behind you and pinched your table without getting a drink?

Your answers please....I have many more questions.