[Eric]

Originally Posted by blazey

May I ask why canada?

I would buy two houses, one for me and one for mother. I would buy a Bentley. I would buy loads of clothes and makeup and shoes, because girls cant have enough of those... rest would probably have to go on fuel and insurance for said Bentley, in fact some driving lessons (or a driver) would be a good idea too.

*sarcasm* I wouldn't go abroad, there's too many foreign people there and I'm British and hate immigrants, so why on earth would I want to be one? *sarcasm*

P.S. the last sentence is marked sarcasm for the ease of some users, because it is sarcasm, therefore not serious in any way.

"Sarcasm" is serious. "Satire" or "irony" is not