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Eric · 16-04-2008, 17:58

And this is one for bullseyebarb, if she ever gets around to reading jokes:

During his Presidency, Bill Clinton took a little jaunt to his home state of Arkansas using the Presidential hellicopter. When he returned to the White House, he was carrying a pig under each arm. The normally stoic Marine guard, could not resist breaking protocol and asking the Bill why he was carrying two pigs. "Sir, Mr. President, sir, may I be permitted to ask why my Commander in Chief is carrying a pig under each arm."

"Certainly you can, sargeant, these are genuine Arkansas razorbacks straight from my home in the Great State of Arkansas. I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea"

And the Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. President, sir, may I be allowed to congratulate you on making such a great trade."

16-04-2008, 17:58	#1381
Eric God Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Kingston, Ontario, Canada Posts: 9,290 Liked: 2347 times Rep Power: 58525	Re: Joke Of The Day And this is one for bullseyebarb, if she ever gets around to reading jokes: During his Presidency, Bill Clinton took a little jaunt to his home state of Arkansas using the Presidential hellicopter. When he returned to the White House, he was carrying a pig under each arm. The normally stoic Marine guard, could not resist breaking protocol and asking the Bill why he was carrying two pigs. "Sir, Mr. President, sir, may I be permitted to ask why my Commander in Chief is carrying a pig under each arm." "Certainly you can, sargeant, these are genuine Arkansas razorbacks straight from my home in the Great State of Arkansas. I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea" And the Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. President, sir, may I be allowed to congratulate you on making such a great trade."