All this talk of poo in the house has reminded me of a programme I watched a couple of years ago.
It was called Are You Being Serviced and it was all about council workers in Blackburn.
In this particular episode the council guys had been called to a house in Blackburn. The tenants had left and they were cleaning it up for the next occupants. I'll never forget this....
In the corner of every room....living room, dining room, kitchen, bedrooms were piles of human poo and the carpets were soaked with human wee.
Needless to say the stench was gut wrenching.
There was a perfectly fully functioning bathroom upstairs which had never been used. The two adults and their 3 children that lived there never used the toilet. They just squatted in the corner of whatever room they were in and just deposited all their business there and left it!
Now what's that all about? Why would anyone do that?
P.S.... Lettie, you and your colleagues deserve an M.B.E.
I can only imagine the horror of having to examine the private parts of the great unwashed, especially during the hot summer weather. I bet it makes you want to throw up.
Good on your colleague who told the stinky beggars to familiarise themselves with soap and water.
