A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang
the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying
on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume
filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my
husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered."
But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my LOVE dress,"
the daughter-in-law explained. "LOVE dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband LOVES me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him
no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic
and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on
her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the
couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home.
He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. "What are you
doing?" he asked. "This is my LOVE dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?
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