Wannabe chav You are 23 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.
Why are you classed as a chav if you have visited Blackpool Pleasure Beach?? hmmmmm