Wannabe chav
You are 15 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.
Get your chav name!
Your new Chav name is... Mercedes-Leeanne
Cooor!! Least THEY bothered to give me a middle name