[lettie]

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for
facelift.
The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where
a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be
turned
to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face
lift.
Of course, the woman wanted, "The Knob." Over the course of the years,
the
woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful - the woman
remained young looking and vibrant.

After 15 years, the woman returned to the surgeon
with two problems. "All these years, everything has been working just
fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the
results.
But now, I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these
terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." The
doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are
your
breasts."
She replied, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the
goatee . . ."