When I was a child in the 1980s I won a Pound Puppy (remember those

) in a Junior League competition in the Observer.
A couple of weeks later I entered another Junior League competition in the Observer and won a Paul Daniels magic set.
I haven't won anything since.
The Pound Puppy is still around though. My son has it in his room now.

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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs, cackling and telling me
'You'll be next.' They stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.