Know the feeling Shillelagh .. going through a boredom stage myself at the mo. not knowing exactly what to do with retirement after non-stop for the last 40+ years.
You may have seen these, but only funny things I can find that are fit for the open forum (and not the Over 18's

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[email protected] I'd rather hold it.
[email protected] How was your breakfast cereal this morning ?
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