Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went
straight to her grandparent's house to visit her
95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather
had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were
making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother
that
two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for
trouble. "Oh, no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church
bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and
even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She
paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "and if the damned ice cream
truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today."
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