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Satirical writer Martin Baum has reashed some of Shakespeares works into Ali Gee style language. This is the start of Romeo and Juliet "Verona was de turf of de feuding Montagus and de Capulet families. And coz they was always brawling and stuff, de prince of Verona told them to cool it or else they was gonna get well mashed if they carried on larging it with each other" The play ends "And they all lived in peace and harmony except fo Romeo and his bitch Jools, who was both well dead" Some how I don't think this is going to catch on, but what do you think