Accrington Web - View Single Post

Eric · 01-05-2008, 20:12

WE ARE CANADIANS

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September thru May, you live in Canada.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Canada.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Canada.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Canada.

If you drive 150km/hr thro a metre of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Canada.

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Canada.

If you design your kid's halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Canada.

If the speed limit on the highway is 100, and you are going 120 and everyone is passing you, you live in Canada.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Canada.

If you have more milage on your snowblower than you do on your car, you live in Canada.

If you find -20 degrees a little chilly, you live in Canada.

01-05-2008, 20:12	#1387
Eric God Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Kingston, Ontario, Canada Posts: 9,290 Liked: 2347 times Rep Power: 58525	Re: Joke Of The Day WE ARE CANADIANS If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September thru May, you live in Canada. If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Canada. If you measure distance in hours, you live in Canada. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Canada. If you drive 150km/hr thro a metre of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Canada. If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Canada. If you design your kid's halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Canada. If the speed limit on the highway is 100, and you are going 120 and everyone is passing you, you live in Canada. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Canada. If you have more milage on your snowblower than you do on your car, you live in Canada. If you find -20 degrees a little chilly, you live in Canada.