Re: Joke Of The Day
There was this lady who was sexually frustrated and had tried to get her husband sexually stimulated, but nothing seemed to work. She tried sexy lingerie, toys etc etc but had no luck. So one day she asked her friend what she should do...'It's really annoying me now! He's just not up for it. He's always down the pub with the lads. What can I do?'
He friend suggested, 'Well, if he's always out with the lads why don't you give him an extra tenner so he enjoys himself even more and he'll thanks you appropriately.'
So the woman tried it, and this his what happened on his return.
Man: 'Take your clothes off.'
Woman thinks: 'Whooaa, this is working!'
Man: 'Stand on your head.'
Woman: 'Ooohh. Kinky!'
Man: 'Spread your legs apart.'
Woman thinks: 'This has really worked. Give it to me!
The man then gets a shaving mirror and places it between her legs. The woman thinks, 'Wow, this is different.'
The man says, 'You know... the lads are right, I would look good with a beard!'
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